10 Step to Becoming a Worse Programmer

  1. Code without thinking.
  2. Believe the first answer you get.
  3. Use an array as a database field type.
  4. Create a custom database engine.
  5. Cram all options in one dialog box.
  6. Validate data w/o feedback.
  7. Launch with “Implement this” messages.
  8. Create a custom application framework.
  9. Work in only one language.
  10. Have a negative attitude.